Celebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 3: Cancellable Offense Gnocchi

John Torode is currently suffering from chronic Youtube Thumbnail Face.

This episode we ponder: “Is a fried twig a garnish?” (It is not)

It’s only taken 19 series for someone to actively summon the devil.

Will trade Steps songs for Paella.

The Gregg Wallace conspiracy theories deepen.

Today we ask the important question: “Is Creme Fraiche a dipping sauce?” (it’s not.)

You give her 1 G&T..

Brace for puppet content.

And I took that personally.

I did not know there were so many songs with “Coco Chanel” as a lyric.

Absolutely slay power move.

You’re born naked and the rest is Legally Distinct Diva Week.

This is my Roman Empire.

G note intensifies.

I am going to be making an 8 part true crime podcast about this man that was always just slightly out of focus.

Michael, if you’re out there, please come home.

This is how I feel when the temperature gets above 20 degrees.

It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a very drunk goose.

It’s The Thomasina Episode!

Nothing in this world can prepare you for Jamie’s Fuchsia Sauce.

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