Strictly 2023, Week 5, Results Show: Fossish

For a good time call…

This recap is still looking for its tooth.

The projectile hat can also be a shield.

This recap is meditating.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap is having a very bad birthday.

She may have become too powerful.

This Barbie is a Recap.

This is exactly how I write these recaps.

This recap is wearing lederhosen.

“MAKE YOUR OWN DINOSAUR-SHAPED SANDWICHES!”
“I CAN’T, I’M 20!”

Promise me you’ll read this recap as though Lauren is shouting it at you during a haphazardly executed Foxtrot.

The new series of Our Flag Meets Death has gone in a very different direction.

Anchors aweigh!

She would like to speak with the manager.

This recap is dinosaur-shaped.

At this point we’re just going to have to release a Strictly line at Schuh.

How much choice can a couple choose if a couple chooses couple’s choice.

We need to address the fact that pasta is obviously covered in half a tube of tomato puree and NOTHING else.

Was it worth it, The Football? WAS IT?

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