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This is my favourite Heironamous Bosche painting.
It’s a shenanigans filled semi-final results show and an inevitable night of doom for a fan favourite – but don’t worry there’s another whacky-schmacky high concept pro dance to look forward to!
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The new Specsavers advert is a bit weird.
It’s our semi-final and everyone is at the limits of their sanity because they’ve had to practice 2 dances and deal with the BBC trying to film a multitude of VTs with them. But whose Strictly finale dream is about to be cut short?
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The face you make when you realise you’ve been saved by Everyone’s Minions Meme Sharing Facebook Mum.
With a real leaderboard shake up and more than a little bit of emotional manipulation this was always going to be Hell of a results show – and I for one welcome the resurgence of Pissy Gorka.
Read MoreThis week I was a special guest on the Keep Dancing Podcast’s mid series special to discuss the story of Strictly so far and the projection on the remaining contestants.
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Katya looking deliciously smug before they had been announced as safe <3
The dreaded first results day is here and if you’re anything like me you spent all of Sunday biting your nails in fear over how this bottom two was going to go because you’ve decided to stan the one black female celebrity on a show with a track record that is *not great* in getting them very far.
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Is it possible to cancel the entire animal kingdom?
For the first time in 5 years Halloween falls exactly on Saturday and for the first time in 10 years they have decided not to do Halloween Week, it’s probably for the best we put it on ice for a bit given that even 6 years in we had reached the point where they were panicking for costumes and dressing people up as…
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Mentally I am here.
As an opener the show we get a montage of the celebs transforming from their regular selves into their Strictly selves, and I think it’s quite telling as to who production values because Maisie has this transformation…
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