Celebrity MasterChef 2026, Episode 4: Category 7 Ricequake

Ganymede Abducted by the Eagle (Antonio da Correggio, c. 1531–1532. Oil on canvas.)

“The new Team Challenge format will encourage team work and rapport building”

Inside of you are two MasterChef contestants. They’re both having a horrible time!

There’s always Only Fans for that.

OK, Let’s Go!

We’re hosting Celebrity MasterChef by mistake!

Welcome to the grand opening of The MasterChef Egg Drawer!

At least he’s got that!

I don’t have a weird enough Lore Drop to be a MasterChef contestant.

The intense last day of school vibe that this episode has <3

Tuck in your goat testicles, it’s a bumpy ride!

Me when I see William Sitwell is on an episode of MasterChef.

This recap is 8mm.

Me hiding from my responsibilities.

This recap is in disguise.

I have a name!

Do you like misery? Do you like trains? Then you’ll love Misery and Trains Magazine!

Anna Haugh and Grace Dent endlessly trapped in a cycle of recreating the Withnail and I meme has been my series highlight.

Sorry this is late, I was having to fight for a recap oven.

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