Dancing on Ice, Prop Week: Clap for French Maids
Has an image ever captured the general zeitgeist so perfectly?
It’s the premature semis which means two routines and an increase in the judges overmarking and critical blind spots!
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Dancing On Ice, Movie Week: A Shower Curtain Made of Ham
I’m going to hazard a guess that Philip Schofield has been caught in more compromising positions.
It’s Movie Week which is definitely different to Musicals Week and totally not at all similar to Love Week!
Read MoreDancing on Ice, Love Week: Clam Digger Breeches
The show really went all out on villainising Amy Tinkler, huh?
Welcome to The Greatest Show Disaster on Ice where we’re one sprained ankle away from ITV taking the whole production out back and Old Yeller-ing it.
The Masked Singer UK, Series 2: A Ranking Post
The Masked Singer UK really hit its stride this series with the Twitter account leaning into the absurdity of the whole situation, Ken Jeong had thankfully been binned and then of course the pandemic had forced a plethora of big names into signing up the show. This all came together to create an hour of television every week that was nothing short of a sweet release.
And what better way to see it out that ranking all the contestants based on a very scientific formula I call “My Trash Opinions”?
Dancing on Ice 2021, Week 3: This Could Have Been an Email
Aah yes, the horrified yet fascinated look of anyone who witnesses a John Barrowman musical number.
It’s Musicals Week and I’ll be perfectly honest I had to consult Wikipedia for at least 4 of the 9 songs, and if I was going purely off the costumes I’d have maybe guessed a generous 3.
Read MoreDANCING ON ICE 2021, WEEK 2: The Thirdest of Wheels
Rumour has it that Gemma Collins is doomed to haunt the ice rink forever.
It’s time for the second batch of celebrities to take to the ice and it’s as mixed a bag as the previous week – although you wouldn’t know it from the judges’ scores!
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