Strictly 2025, Blackpool Week: The Glittery Contingency Plan

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

She’s a size queen.

You get paid extra for making sausages on camera.

Is she… y’know… a timid posset eater?

This new format isn’t very Feng Shui.

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

Someone get Johannes a nature documentary.

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.

This recap is made of 4 Arthurs in a trench coat.

And go to Results!

The TessBot Weapons Upgrade has gone horribly wrong!

I take ice cream very seriously, apparently.

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.

We’ve created a monster.

Please only consume this recap in a controlled environment.

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