Bake Off, Series 15, Episode 1: Fanny Craddock’s Necronomicon

Jeff is my favourite cryptid.

This recap is for Pato the Duck supremacy.

I just think they’re neat.

Can I not eat this?

Welcome to the Bake Off Hall of Fame, little guy.

Like Avril Lavigne in 2002, I have to ask: why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

Yeah, me too mate.

Puddings held together mostly by ribbons, Exquisite Vertical Tarts, gooey middles? It’s Ariadne Week on Bake Off!

Teamwork makes the nightmare slightly less real.

Welcome to Perfectly Normal (Floating) Island!

A foul fate befalls the past hosts of Bake Off.

Get ready for some premature spookiness!

Paint me like one of your French girls.

Make a Lemon Meringue Pie.

I just liked the outfit.

Sorry to Mexico, only.

The first contender for the Christmas No. 1 has emerged.

Wanna see 8 people turning making pizzas into a Herculean feat? It could only be Bread Week.

Are you there God? It’s me, Rebs.

The revolution will be dipped in chocolate.

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