Bake Off 2025, Pastry Week: The Thorpe Park Mausoleum

If you loiter for too long they have to start paying council tax.

Is a normal pie too much to as ask for?

TobyBot-3000 learns emotions can be… bad?

Down with Handshake Capitalism!

One frame to sum up the technical.

If you need me, I’ll be behind the bike shed.

It might be better if she used the proving drawer and not her mouth.

I’ve been a spiralling circle all week.

We are under no circumstances calling it a Paul Handy.

This recap sank last week, so I rebuilt it anew out of gingerbread.

I don’t think anything sums up this episode of Bake Off better than that.

I too feel like a slightly too warm cake barely clinging to life.

Radical deployment of a Clickbait Face Thumbnail!

I pronounce is “Recaap”.

Trouble in paradise.

There was a brief second where I almost published this as Camel Week.

Man makes plans and God laughs.

This recap is Pepperami flavoured.

How do you do, fellow bakers?

Ariadne Reviews