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Well, they said if he went down to the woods today he was in for a big surprise.
If this episode gave us nothing else, it at least gave us the new popular party game: Hide The Jelly.
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That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.
Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.
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Things didn’t go great for Slimer after Ghostbusters 2.
A new batch of contestants arrive to take on the perils of a tiramisu and one brave soul attempts to set an entire bowl of custard with but 5 grams of gelatine.
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Relatable content.
It’s Chocolate Week which is strange because literally every week of this show could feasibly be considered Chocolate Week.
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Mmm, fondant medical waste!
Apparently in their 4th series they’ve finally learned that alternating the team heats every week didn’t allow us to get to know the teams so it’s the same set of people as last week! There is also carnage.
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Cherish Finden came, she delivered many a reaction Jpeg, she left.
The Great British Bake Off’s stressed out, overachieving cousin is back and absolutely determined to bring about The Jaffa Cake Discourse once again. They are biscuit-sized cakes, can we stop?
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Elon Musk’s race to Mars is going swimmingly.
It’s as dramatic a finale as we’ve ever had – there’s leaks, spills, a little swearing and small moments of triumph. And that’s just Laura’s journey.
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When you both wear the same thing and one of you is going to have to change.
The semi-finals had all the drama you could hope for: Scalpels! Heatwaves! Passion fruit! And an erect horn!
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Point of View: you’re Dave’s latest victim.
It’s Dessert Week – a fixture that I have been sceptical of ever since that time they tried to convince us that making a trifle was baking and this week did nothing to dissuade me of my anti-jelly prejudices. What part of BAKE OFF does jelly not understand?
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It’s hard to implement Jo Frost’s Naughty Step technique in a tent.
It’s 80s week – a celebration of the decade that gave us The Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Mommie Dearest, Margaret f’king Thatcher, the satanic panic and of course Casablanca: The TV Series.
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