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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 6, Episode 1: Allegations of Baby Food

I just think they’re neat.

Can I not eat this?

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Bake Off 2022, THE FINAL: Edvard Monkey

Welcome to the Bake Off Hall of Fame, little guy.

Like Avril Lavigne in 2002, I have to ask: why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

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Bake Off 2022, Patisserie Week: Rising Caramel Damp

Yeah, me too mate.

Puddings held together mostly by ribbons, Exquisite Vertical Tarts, gooey middles? It’s Ariadne Week on Bake Off!

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Bake Off 2022, Custard Week: The Leaning Tower of Gouda

Teamwork makes the nightmare slightly less real.

Welcome to Perfectly Normal (Floating) Island!

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Bake Off 2022, Halloween Week: The Berkshire Marshmallow Massacre

A foul fate befalls the past hosts of Bake Off.

Get ready for some premature spookiness!

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Bake Off 2022, Dessert Week: Plumpeii

Paint me like one of your French girls.

Make a Lemon Meringue Pie.

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Bake Off 2022, Mexican Week: Ancient Mesoamerican Plumbing

I just liked the outfit.

Sorry to Mexico, only.

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Bake Off 2022, Bread Week: Bread Fleece

The first contender for the Christmas No. 1 has emerged.

Wanna see 8 people turning making pizzas into a Herculean feat? It could only be Bread Week.

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Bake Off 2022, Biscuit Week: Occam’s Freeze-dried Strawberries

Are you there God? It’s me, Rebs.

The revolution will be dipped in chocolate.

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Bake Off 2022, Cake Week: Kenneth Grahame Elder Gods

Maybe we’re gonna be ok after all.

Beware, Mr. Froggington lurks in these parts.

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