Bake Off 2021, Dessert Week: Catherine of Aragon From Next Door
Personally I’m only ever happy if Chigs is happy.
Dessert Week is upon us so expect some setting nightmares and would you care for more sin with your cake, dear Adam?
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Bake Off 2021, Bread Week: Tentacles Were Rationed
The bloodshot eyes of Freya’s marzipan-filled starfish will haunt my dreams forever.
It’s Bread Week which does unfortunately mean Paul Hollywood is more insufferable than ever – how dare the bread be bready?
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Biscuit Week: Speculaas Euripides
If you wanted to know what Damiano David would look like if he ran a thrift shop in Brighton, now you know!
As it’s Biscuit Week, I can safely assume I need to up the stakes of my threats to make every week Cake Week.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 10: String a Piece of Toblerone
Bake Off: The Cannibals is going well.
It’s the final and everyone is bringing the glitz, the glamour and the innate patisserie based peril that a series closer always needs!
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 9: Retroactive Punishments Against Culinary Disasters
Well, they said if he went down to the woods today he was in for a big surprise.
If this episode gave us nothing else, it at least gave us the new popular party game: Hide The Jelly.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 7: Massive Sunburnt Duck
That feeling when you’re not a cat person and the cat makes a beeline for your lap.
Do you want to know what a pithivier and fudge have in common? Well too bad, you’re going to go to your grave wondering because apparently we’ve given up on themed weeks.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 4: Snow White And The Bad Vibes
Things didn’t go great for Slimer after Ghostbusters 2.
A new batch of contestants arrive to take on the perils of a tiramisu and one brave soul attempts to set an entire bowl of custard with but 5 grams of gelatine.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 3: UnGodly Baby
Relatable content.
It’s Chocolate Week which is strange because literally every week of this show could feasibly be considered Chocolate Week.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 2: The Parapet of Obscure Fruits
Mmm, fondant medical waste!
Apparently in their 4th series they’ve finally learned that alternating the team heats every week didn’t allow us to get to know the teams so it’s the same set of people as last week! There is also carnage.
Read MoreBake Off: The Professionals, Series 4, Episode 1: Physics, Ham and Jenga
Cherish Finden came, she delivered many a reaction Jpeg, she left.
The Great British Bake Off’s stressed out, overachieving cousin is back and absolutely determined to bring about The Jaffa Cake Discourse once again. They are biscuit-sized cakes, can we stop?
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