Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 1: Alchemical Egg

I feel like 1 person called Antony Costa “Spag Bol Boy” 1 time and he’s been spiralling ever since.

This recap is a cube of radish.

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

…this is a hostage situation.

Who will be an emotional support dog for the emotional support dogs?

Someone get Johannes a nature documentary.

I panicked and forgot to take any other screenshots.

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.

This recap is made of 4 Arthurs in a trench coat.

I just think they’re neat.

Content Warning for Celebrity Traitors spoilers.

And go to Results!

The Last Supper (Leonardo Da Vinci, c. 1495–1498. Tempera on gesso, pitch, and mastic)

How are you voting?

Somehow this show has more tension than anything Tom Daley knits.

We have to save Holger.

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