Strictly 2025, THE FINAL: Equal Opportunity Thigh Objectification

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Instant Dance appears to be spreading.

Strap in, we’ve got a man to humble!

To borrow a quote from my grandfather: “You’re very silly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Instant Dance: Just Add Water!

I pull the same face whenever I see a scone.

When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?

Some fear Nikita’s nips were too powerful.

This recap is lubed up and ready to paso!

Please refrain from feeding the props to your dance partner.

This recap is made of 4 Arthurs in a trench coat.

The TessBot Weapons Upgrade has gone horribly wrong!

I take ice cream very seriously, apparently.

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.

I bring you poll results for a sushi restaurant.

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