WHO. MADE. THE. BOAT?

Well, we did it guys. We’ve made it to the final and I’ve still got most of my fingerprints in tact. 3 more years of this and I’ll be an unstoppable cat burglar!

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I needed a striking header imagine and I’m afraid it was this or Neil Jones looking like your Bad Vibes Uncle. Consider me merciful.

It’s the last hump before The Final and somehow the Halloween pro dance continues to haunt me. You’ve been warned.

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I wonder what this means in the Naval Flag Code?

It’s the semi-final baby! So rev your engines and get ready to drive that glittery bus over one of your favs!

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We call this “Portrait of a Woman Who Never Has To Salsa Again.”

And now for the most tense Results Show I can ever remember!

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And here we see a man consoling his favourite sack of potatoes.

It’s the quarter-final which means I’m lulled into a false sense of security at having to only recap 5 dances before being thrown back up to 8 next week.

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Strictly Come Grade 1 Piano was much more Dan Walker’s speed.

Welcome to Week 10, where everyone is still recovering from the strange high of Musicals Week making for some erratic scoring and strange background shenanigans – Neil wasn’t getting enough attention, obviously.

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The reviews are in and it turns out Chimneysweeps don’t like Les Mis contempowafting either!

And so we come to our rousing, musical crescendo and the curtains fall on what might be one of my favourite Strictly Weekends of all time.

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No soul, just vibes.

Was I dreading Musicals Week? Absolutely yes. And yet did I live while Tom Fletcher’s spirit died? Absolutely yes.
A night of iconic moments awaits.

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If anyone was going to pull off having omelette on the side of their head, it was AJ Odudu.

Week 8 draws to a close and we find out who gets spared the ordeal of having 1000 theatre kids flaming their Instagram for not being an authentic enough Dolly Levi.

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