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Sewing Bee 2020, The Finale Recap: The Horowitz Clan of Beverley Hills

Interesting that in The Sewing Bee’s Last Breakfast relief Clare is playing the role of Judas.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 9 Recap: Widowed Flappers

They really put the Tit in Titanic.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 8 Recap: Paso Doblé to The Fast Food Song

Lockdown has really got to some of us.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 7 Recap: A Magpie with a Kink

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 6 Recap: Easy Access Belly Rubs

It’s been hell of a 2020.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 5 Recap: Dog Ate My Basque

Get ready to get kinky for Lingerie Week!

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 4 Recap: Baby Pat Butcher

If you’re not playing tennis in a feather boa then you are wasting everybody’s time.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 3: Robbed Sushi

This has been my mood all week.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 2 Recap: Poirot Cosplay

Lockdown craft idea: boiled sweet necklaces.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 1 Recap: Slippery Disco Skirt

Just a heads up, whoever turns out to have made the above Marge Simpson at Carnival monstrosity is absolutely my winner.

So it’s back and this time there are even more sewers (that’s So-Errs) but some things remain the same – Joe Lycett continues to parade in questionable shirts, Esme is rocking the Edna Mode cosplay harder than ever and Patrick remains very attractive despite the facial hair choices – it’s truly a gift.