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The show really went all out on villainising Amy Tinkler, huh?
Welcome to The Greatest Show Disaster on Ice where we’re one sprained ankle away from ITV taking the whole production out back and Old Yeller-ing it.
I see they have the reserves for the judging panel ready and raring to go.
Interesting that they only decided to have “Dance Week” in the fourth week of the show as opposed to the first 3 which were just… Skate Weeks I guess?
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Aah yes, the horrified yet fascinated look of anyone who witnesses a John Barrowman musical number.
It’s Musicals Week and I’ll be perfectly honest I had to consult Wikipedia for at least 4 of the 9 songs, and if I was going purely off the costumes I’d have maybe guessed a generous 3.
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Rumour has it that Gemma Collins is doomed to haunt the ice rink forever.
It’s time for the second batch of celebrities to take to the ice and it’s as mixed a bag as the previous week – although you wouldn’t know it from the judges’ scores!
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Every day for the last 10 months I have woken up like this hoping it was all a nightmare.
It’s back, the best show on ice! The “on ice” bit there doing a lot of the heavy lifting – it truly is the second-cousin you only see at big family events of the TV schedule isn’t it? But with a fairly Strictly Alumni heavy cast I thought, “Why not recap it?”
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