Dancing on Ice 2021, The Final: Full Natalie Portman

A star is born!
We did it! We reached the final and only *check’s notes* just short of half the cast had to drop out at some point!
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A star is born!
We did it! We reached the final and only *check’s notes* just short of half the cast had to drop out at some point!
Read MoreHas an image ever captured the general zeitgeist so perfectly?
It’s the premature semis which means two routines and an increase in the judges overmarking and critical blind spots!
Read MoreI’m going to hazard a guess that Philip Schofield has been caught in more compromising positions.
It’s Movie Week which is definitely different to Musicals Week and totally not at all similar to Love Week!
Read MoreThe show really went all out on villainising Amy Tinkler, huh?
Welcome to The Greatest Show Disaster on Ice where we’re one sprained ankle away from ITV taking the whole production out back and Old Yeller-ing it.
I see they have the reserves for the judging panel ready and raring to go.
Interesting that they only decided to have “Dance Week” in the fourth week of the show as opposed to the first 3 which were just… Skate Weeks I guess?
Read MoreAah yes, the horrified yet fascinated look of anyone who witnesses a John Barrowman musical number.
It’s Musicals Week and I’ll be perfectly honest I had to consult Wikipedia for at least 4 of the 9 songs, and if I was going purely off the costumes I’d have maybe guessed a generous 3.
Read MoreRumour has it that Gemma Collins is doomed to haunt the ice rink forever.
It’s time for the second batch of celebrities to take to the ice and it’s as mixed a bag as the previous week – although you wouldn’t know it from the judges’ scores!
Read MoreEvery day for the last 10 months I have woken up like this hoping it was all a nightmare.
It’s back, the best show on ice! The “on ice” bit there doing a lot of the heavy lifting – it truly is the second-cousin you only see at big family events of the TV schedule isn’t it? But with a fairly Strictly Alumni heavy cast I thought, “Why not recap it?”
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