Bake Off 2025, Patisserie Week: Laminated Death Threats

It’s like Iain never left the tent.

This recap is made out of 12kgs of chocolate.

This coat had officially been on more episode of Strictly than Thomas Skinner.

Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.

She’s armed and dangerous.

This is a freestanding recap.

Oops. Did I say something?

I’m innocent until proven guilty.

He’s definitely doing ok guys.

All hail Tiny Sieve.

We’ve created a monster.

Please only consume this recap in a controlled environment.

If you loiter for too long they have to start paying council tax.

Is a normal pie too much to as ask for?

What do you mean the phone vote is defunct!?

And everyone better remember who the true star of the show is.

Ding Dong! The Bosh Is Dead!

TobyBot-3000 learns emotions can be… bad?

Down with Handshake Capitalism!

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