Drag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 2: Bovine Clara Bow

If Blair St, Clair can have shivering as a gimmick, I’m willing to allow River Medway to point her way to the semi-finals.

Are you ready for an episode of Drag Race UK that is somehow more chaotic than anything that happened on Drag Race Holland, a series seemingly entirely designed to be as unhinged as possible? Good, strap in.

If you wanted to know what Damiano David would look like if he ran a thrift shop in Brighton, now you know!

As it’s Biscuit Week, I can safely assume I need to up the stakes of my threats to make every week Cake Week.

I’m still waiting for that Drag Queen Street Fighter game.

My favourite thing about Drag Race Holland (other than Vanessa) is how the entire show seems to be formatted in the weirdest way possible and this finale was no exception.

BIG MOOD.

If this first week is anything to go by we’re in for one hell of a series – I just hope Vicky Gill manages to find a better ostrich feather and sequin supplier this week.

Can Sister Sister sue over this?

It’s back, perhaps a bit prematurely, Bimini hasn’t even had the time to release her damn book yet, but it’s not an unwelcome return and this group of queens seem like a lot of fun.

TessBot, available for all your babysitting needs!

Get your sparkliest frocks or your glitziest shirts because it’s back and it’s as slightly bloated as ever! It’s a beautiful thing, truly.

Truly, Kadeena won the moment she donned that navy blue lipstick.

After 6 weeks and many, many culinary highlights and… lowlights… we find out who our Celebrity MasterChef 2021 Champion will be.

This is now a Head Chef Nick fan blog.

It’s Finale Eve and we just have to make it through one last Professional Chef PR Stunt and some near miss poultry disasters before we can find out who the contenders for Celebrity MasterChef Champion 2021 ARE!