RETRO RECAP: MasterChef, Series 1, Episode 1: Fish Botherers

We noticed you from across the bar and liked your vibe.
Mum said it’s my turn in the MasterChef Murder Tunnel.
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We noticed you from across the bar and liked your vibe.
Mum said it’s my turn in the MasterChef Murder Tunnel.
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Shout out to the perfect cropping of Pascha’s shirt throughout this episode.
Can I borrow some of your fleece?
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Glad we could settle the debate over that pluralisation. Now do Mongoose.
Grab snacks and hold on to your buttonholes, it’s a bumpy ride!
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You cannot take her anywhere.
I went to Singapore and all I got were these two really cool knives.
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I am *still* trying to work out what John was overreacting to here.
Time is a circle and history is perpetual.
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Pitch Idea No. 475: Mortal MasterChef Kombat for the Nintendo Switch 2.
How long could you survive The Abi Experience?
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Jess’s next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn’t know it yet)
Nobody mention the MetaVerse.
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