Welcome to Netflix’s gritty reboot of Flubber.

Please don’t touch anything, it might stain.

I’m at this gig right now alone and everyone has wanted a photo with me but no one has asked how my day was, so I’m just sitting here in vip all alone, feeling alone. this industry really is a lonely one huh.

How much could one burger cost? £35?

A cruel and unusual punishment.

This recap is a prototype.

Oh, she’s about to pull a Claude.

You may have one glass of water while you read this recap.