MasterChef 2023, Episode 2: Open Plan Pasta Concept

Shrek (2001, dir. A. Adamson & V. Jensen.)

Corn ribbed, for your pleasure.

This is how I start all of my conversations.

Send duck pics.

Time for my favourite game: tell who just bought their aprons because they haven’t ironed out the folding creases.

What colour would you like your rice, sir?

I think if we’ve learned anything, it’s that Laurence Llewelyn Bowen can never be predicted.

These florals are futch.

Strap in, it’s a bumpy ride.

Some pigeons may have been harmed in the making of this recap.

I’m not sure about this new direction for Top Gear.

Technically, it’s gingham.

Black Swan (2010, Darren Aronofsky)

That’s Miss Reviews, to you.

I feel VERY attacked.

Grab your juice box and crustless sandwich, it’s recap time.

That awkward moment when you make direct eye contact with someone in the supermarket while you’re holding a loose courgette.

It’s Tulip Mania all over again!

The champagne is burned.

This recap is 50% potato.

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