The Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 3: Girlboss Blood Pact
If I only had 30 minutes to get ready at 4am, I’d look like this too.
Welcome to The Apprentice we have NO FUN AND NO BEER.
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Pottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 3: Ironic Banter Feedback Loop
For a show so wholesome, it does occasionally lean into SEVERELY threatening territory.
In this week’s episode we ponder “When is a Bottle Kiln a vase?” and “When is a cat inanimate?”.
Read MoreDrag Race, Season 14, Episode 2: Harbinger of Imminent Candy Peril
There’s places to be, Emmys to win.
A second premier and a second talent show with the show inching ever closer to just outlawing lipsyncs like they outlawed impersonations of other Drag Queens on Snatch Game.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 2: The Limp Wizard
What? Kids like a random assortment of sinisterly floating body parts.
Apologies this is a day late, I came down with a fever yesterday and I’m almost entirely sure that it was a cursed laid upon me by Wiffy The Wizard.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 2: Ancient Egyptian Veterinary Apparatus
Now it’s a party.
In this week’s episode Pet Wars heats up and we ponder “What came first: the ceramic chicken or the ceramic egg?”
Read MoreDrag Race, Season 14, Episode 1: Anaphylaxis Poncho
But can we talk about how nice the bathtub they got Willow was?
It’s back and this time we’re wasting not time in getting to an elimination – apparently mercilessly bullying the social media manager for a year gets results.
Read MoreThe Apprentice, Series 16, Episode 1: Pyjama Selling Tyrant
Images that precede unfortunate events.
It’s quite impressive that they managed to take 16 candidates for The Apprentice on a cruise ship and it not result in anyone wearing a captain’s hat at any point.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 1: Malevolent Moon Oven
I for one salute our new pottery overlords.
It’s back, so pour yourself a nice ceramic bottle of milk, sit back and let’s pretend like I know what I’m talking about!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef Christmas Cook-off: The Corporealised Form of a Trombone Slide
Paint me like one of your French turkeys.
I hadn’t initially intended to recap the festive MasterChef specials but then Oti Mabuse showed up and Su Pollard did something awful to fruit and I truly had no choice.
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – The Final: A Very Handsome Boa Constrictor
WHO. MADE. THE. BOAT?
Well, we did it guys. We’ve made it to the final and I’ve still got most of my fingerprints in tact. 3 more years of this and I’ll be an unstoppable cat burglar!
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