Pottery Throwdown 2026, Episode 1: Least Favourite Rabbit

I will protect Whitney and his facial expressions at all costs.

I now pronounce you, Robot and Wife.

FLECKERL!

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.

Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.

Lord, in 2026, grant me even half the success of Ginger Johnson.

Category is: Horrible Little Legs!

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.

What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?

Same, babe.

I’ll tell you where you can stick those 2kg balls of wool…

This is how I write the recaps.

We call this fashionably late.

Truly deserving winners of the inaugural Strictly Come Dancing Peace Prize.

Diva down!

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.

Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?

Oh my, what big eyes you’ve got!

Wait. Am I Italian?

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