Tag: TV
Strictly 2025, THE FINAL: Equal Opportunity Thigh Objectification
Game of Wool 2025, THE FINAL: Robin Hood’s Drag Brunch

That’s one way to win the show, I guess.
Get your Bavarian stocking cap on, we’ve got a recap to read.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, THE FINAL: The Titular Thing

Lord, in 2026, grant me even half the success of Ginger Johnson.
Category is: Horrible Little Legs!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 14: Miserable Parkin

I have never seen anyone this desperate to leave a competition in my life. And I’ve watched Game Of Wool.
What’s the square root of a carrot anyway?
Read MoreGame of Wool 2025, Episode 7: Ravenous Bath Mats
Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 13: Carnal Fondue
Strictly 2025, Semi-Final: Bananas for Egos
Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 12: A Tongful of Peas

Diana and Endymion. Jean Honoré Fragonard, c. 1753/1756. Oil on canvas.
Are we all agreed that Alfie Boe has been taken hostage?
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