Tag: The Apprentice
The Apprentice 2023, Episode 10: Nutritionally Defunct Gravy
The Apprentice 2023, Episode 9: Literal Snake Oil Salesmen

Welcome to Netflix’s gritty reboot of Flubber.
Please don’t touch anything, it might stain.
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Episode 8: Luxury Burger Meat

I’m at this gig right now alone and everyone has wanted a photo with me but no one has asked how my day was, so I’m just sitting here in vip all alone, feeling alone. this industry really is a lonely one huh.
How much could one burger cost? £35?
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Episode 7: Buttery G
The Apprentice 2023, Episode 6: The Very Hungry Vegetarian

Oh, she’s about to pull a Claude.
You may have one glass of water while you read this recap.
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Episode 5: Sadly-not-cowboy-boots
The Apprentice 2023, Episode 4: Beleaguered Basketier

What happens in Brighton, stays in Brighton.
Welcome to the stage, Miss Sahara Desert Rose!
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Week 3: Fricative Tennis

Welcome to the end times, we have no fun and no games.
Who needs hands when you’ve got friends like these?
Read MoreThe Apprentice 2023, Week 2: Generic Meat-flavoured Meat

It’s called fashion sweaty, look it up.
This episode was the worst thing to happen to Dinosaurs since Chris Pratt.
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