Drag Race: All Stars 7, Episode 3: A Versace Cavewoman

Me being an absolute menace in any and every PE class going.
At last, a Drag Race Ball Challenge that doesn’t involve a minimum of 36 looks!
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Me being an absolute menace in any and every PE class going.
At last, a Drag Race Ball Challenge that doesn’t involve a minimum of 36 looks!
Read MoreThe Creation of Adam (Michelangelo, c. 1512)
This week on The Drag Queen Make a Wish Foundation, Jinkx Monsoon gets to demolish Snatch Game.
Read MoreI too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.
We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!
Read MoreEveryone else going buckwild for Marina’s lipsync and Juriji just taking a pretend phone call? I love her so much.
A perfect Pre-Eurovision episode!
Read MoreMe every time I manage to reference something that’s not from an episode of The Simpsons.
How dare Spain have the best Talent Show AND the best concept for a Ball challenge? It’s rude.
Read MoreShout out to Drag Race Espana’s endlessly chaotic and entertaining roadkill runway lipsyncs.
Beware: There be Reveal Discourse in this here recap.
Read MoreWell, if that isn’t just the theme of the last three episodes.
Would anyone like some flan…? No? Can’t think why.
Read MoreCategory is: Deckchair Realness.
Welcome to the Fauxnaly of RuPaul’s Decision Avoidancy Race.
Read MoreSomeone has clearly never been served a Bludgeon of Rice.
It’s the third of our quarterfinal and things are getting *bloody*.
Read MoreDaya could fit a whole Jorgeous in the space between her head and her cap.
We’re back to our regular schedule, both in terms of publishing this recap and eliminating queens.
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