Drag Race Down Under, Series 2, Episode 5: Tortoise Mode

Laser vision ACTIVATE.

I have not been able to stop singing “Bosom buddies, partners in crime!” for three days now.

Therapy sessions in Hell seem to be going well.

In good news, this season continues to right the wrongs of last season!

That awkward moment when you come dressed as the table centrepiece.

In this week’s Maxi Challenge the queens mainly tell jokes, but it’s definitely not a Stand Up Comedy Challenge.

The jokes are writing themselves at this point.

If the Season 1 queens can be grateful for anything, it that at least they weren’t subjected to being part of a Drag Race acting challenge.

I went in with low expectations too.

Ok Australia and New Zealand, you get one more shot at this – any sign of shenanigans, riggory or Art Symone and we’re shutting it down.

I just think she’s neat.

welcome to the The Judas Lipsync Wasn’t As Good As I Always Wanted It To Be Support Group, we meet every monday, snacks are provided.

Jaida Essence Floor.

It’s the Annual All Stars ~~Variety~~ Talent Show! We’ve got Dancing, Singing & Singing and Dancing!

I would honestly have been ok with them announcing that Wintergreen was in the top 2 for this challenge.

Apologies for the late recap, my brain stopped functioning at about 31 degrees.

Actual footage of me trying to survive this heatwave.

Welcome to the Social Media episode where we will be making videos for unspecified video sharing platform!

What can I say? I love a Dilophosaurus Fashion Moment.

Another season, another group of queens apparently being surprised by there being 2 design challenges.

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