Drag Race, Season 14, Episode 2: Harbinger of Imminent Candy Peril

There’s places to be, Emmys to win.

A second premier and a second talent show with the show inching ever closer to just outlawing lipsyncs like they outlawed impersonations of other Drag Queens on Snatch Game.

But can we talk about how nice the bathtub they got Willow was?

It’s back and this time we’re wasting not time in getting to an elimination – apparently mercilessly bullying the social media manager for a year gets results.

Find someone that looks at you the way Anubis looks at a Dusty Springfield lipsync.

Welcome to the finale, we’ve got fun and reindeer games!

The auditions for the school nativity play were really hotting up.

Are you ready for the actual semi-final and possibly the most redundantly obvious episode of Drag Race?

can we give Pile of Joke Shop Items the crown?

Welcome to The Fake Semi-final of The Season That Never Ends!

Ella Vaday, Tit Whisperer.

I profusely apologise for this recap being up so late – life got in the way and by “life” I do mean a night out in Leeds which I did at least spend most of in a drag bar, so we’ll consider it research?

There’s a lot to unpack here, not least of all the sketch of what looks like a Victorian baby crying tears of blood.

It is of course Snatch Game and once again it mostly led by a heaving bosom and a threat of nipple.

The new Sugababes line-up looks interesting.

I don’t even know how to summarise this episode other than the fact it was pretty much an incoherent mess from beginning to end.

Victoria doesn’t sit with us.

Welcome to Girl Group 101 with Professor Kitty Scott Claus, you can either major in The Social Dynamics of Girls Aloud or The Philosophy of Girl Power.