Is it a plane? Is it three perfectly painted seagulls?

Welcome to another episode of Potters vs Stairs.

I have a name.

I’m losing to a bird!

May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.

Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Welcome to another episode of Breaking Derek.

The bird is indeed the word.

The reviews are in!

RELEASE THE BEES! Oh.

It’s as good as any way to celebrate the show’s return.

It. Was. A. LIGHTHOUSE.

If you stare for too long into the abyss, the abyss quacks back.

It’s the finale! And once again we’re doing Garden Week, this time with 100% less gnomes, it was the only way to get Cellan to come back to Gladstone.

The first rule of Urinal Club is that we don’t talk about Urinal Club.

It’s the semi-final which of course means it’s Bathroom Week and as we work our way through every bathroom fixture you can imagine, they draw ever closer to sending someone insane by making them make a clawfoot tub in only 7 hours.

Find someone that looks at you the way Keith Brymer Jones looks at a 10 second candlestick.

Welcome to The Great Pottery Throwdown’s Emotional Destruction Week, where not only Keith does the crying for once.