Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 4 Recap: Baby Pat Butcher

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If you’re not playing tennis in a feather boa then you are wasting everybody’s time.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 3: Robbed Sushi

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This has been my mood all week.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 2 Recap: Poirot Cosplay

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Lockdown craft idea: boiled sweet necklaces.

Sewing Bee 2020, Episode 1 Recap: Slippery Disco Skirt

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Just a heads up, whoever turns out to have made the above Marge Simpson at Carnival monstrosity is absolutely my winner.

So it’s back and this time there are even more sewers (that’s So-Errs) but some things remain the same – Joe Lycett continues to parade in questionable shirts, Esme is rocking the Edna Mode cosplay harder than ever and Patrick remains very attractive despite the facial hair choices – it’s truly a gift.

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 8: Florence Welch to Shirley Temple

Joe Lycett Narnia

I for one am fully ready for a Narnia remake starring Joe Lycett as Mr. Tumnus.

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 7: Appropriately Billowy

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In order to balance out the flagrant nationalism of last week, we’re taking a trip around the world and dipping out toes into the shark infested waters of colonialism and cultural appropriation. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 6: An Aristocratic Penguin

If you were a at all wondering why the Sewing Bee is aired post-Watershed it is absolutely because Joe Lycett deep throated an ice cream.

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Filth.

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 5: Patchwork Librarian

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We’re getting worthy this week with an episode of challenges based on recycling old clothes, unused fabric and the curtain’s your Godmother spent a few hours making but didn’t match the décor so you threw them under the bed.

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 4: Mesh Sandwich

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This week Joe will be co-hosting the show with his shirt.

SEWING BEE 2019, EPISODE 3: Thumb Thong

Even in a week where Ben is dressed as a cowboy and Joe Lycett is wearing a tinsel fringed jacket Janet somehow still manages to top everyone with a pair of pigtails:

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