Sewing Bee 2023, Episode 2: Anti-Crocodile Dundee Agenda
The Magic School Bus’s trip to a cloning facility ran into some issues for Ms. Frizzle.
Where did I put that D-ring?
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Sewing Bee 2023, Episode 1: Flamboyant Danish Seagull
Sewing Bee 2022, The Final: Sparkling Degeneracy
Debra will be charging £10 per grocery item you ask her to sign.
12 sewers. 10 weeks. 30 challenges. 8751 cups of tea.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 9: Dress of Many Deli Meats
Sorry, I just needed a clickbaity looking screenshot for the title card.
This is the most kimonos a reality TV show has seen since the Madonna themed runway on Drag Race Season 8.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 8: The Fanciest Frilled-neck Lizard
I’m not too sure about the new Amber Butchart replacement.
If you’ve ever wondered why women’s clothes don’t tend to have pockets, I think we found out this week.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 7: A Caramel Barrel in the Gusset
And now we know where the phrase “as flat as an ironing board” comes from.
Who wants to sign up for Esme’s Knicker Making Masterclass with me?
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 6: A Deflated Pantomime Horse
You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.
Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 5: Sans A Mouthful of Dennis Quaid
Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!
It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 4: Self-imposed Titanic Situation
The first draft of Esme’s autobiography was a little racy.
Have you ever wondered how many coats have to die for a single Spice Girls joke? Well, now we know.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 3: Self-flagellating Spaghetti Fingers
Layering, it’s very in right now!
I’m not sure we can call it Summer Week if the presenter hasn’t had to do something awful with a Mr. Whippy.
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