Tag: Great British Sewing Bee
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 9: Avalanche! In The Haberdashery

Please remember to cut ALL of the rings of your 6 pack holder.
Justice for brown leather, apparently!
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Me when I walk into the kitchen and someone’s doing the washing up.
My favourite piece of British literature is local bus stop graffiti.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 7: The Girl Group Called Girl Band
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 6: Double-ended Goose
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 5: Mr. Blobby’s Renaissance Pantaloons
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 4: The Other Colour For Sensible Boys

I’m going to miss Lewis’s Transformation Challenge Face most of all.
Women do be wanting hoods.
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Lewis picking up the turquoise trim is this blog’s equivalent of Arthur removing the sword from the stone.
How much could one packet of beads cost, Michael? Fifteen dollars?
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 2: My 175,000 Watermelons

Find someone that looks at you the way Lewis looks at cow print.
Today I feel like an upside down invisible zip.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 1: Summertime Poo Scabbard

The “meat” being the only word to receive a capital letter implies a proper noun.
My ideal summer is none.
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