Tag: Great British Sewing Bee
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 6: Double-ended Goose
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 5: Mr. Blobby’s Renaissance Pantaloons
Sewing Bee 2026, Episode 4: The Other Colour For Sensible Boys

I’m going to miss Lewis’s Transformation Challenge Face most of all.
Women do be wanting hoods.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 3: Emotional Support Potato Sack

Lewis picking up the turquoise trim is this blog’s equivalent of Arthur removing the sword from the stone.
How much could one packet of beads cost, Michael? Fifteen dollars?
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 2: My 175,000 Watermelons

Find someone that looks at you the way Lewis looks at cow print.
Today I feel like an upside down invisible zip.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2026, Episode 1: Summertime Poo Scabbard

The “meat” being the only word to receive a capital letter implies a proper noun.
My ideal summer is none.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2025, THE FINAL: You’re Just Layering Buttholes
Sewing Bee, Series 11, Episode 9: A Complete and Total Saleming
Sewing Bee, Series 11, Episode 8: Don’t Kink-shame The Echinoderms

Me going through Gender Stuff™ in 2012.
Tell me at which point my film degree becomes annoying.
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