Sewing Bee 2023, The Final: Certified Mother Figure

Things you don’t want to hear a surgeon saying No. 42

I couldn’t not write about the final.

If my grandmother had wheels she’d have been a bike!

Are all your limbs present and accounted for?

Madonna and Child (Duccio, C. 1300)

Ce n’est pas un Récapitulatif.

I didn’t have anywhere else to put this but the subtitle really tickled me.

Hello God, it’s me, Fauve. Please take Maria instead.

Where can’t you put a pocket these days?

The Magic School Bus’s trip to a cloning facility ran into some issues for Ms. Frizzle.

Where did I put that D-ring?

This is very me coded.

Sleeves, what are they good for?

Debra will be charging £10 per grocery item you ask her to sign.

12 sewers. 10 weeks. 30 challenges. 8751 cups of tea.

Sorry, I just needed a clickbaity looking screenshot for the title card.

This is the most kimonos a reality TV show has seen since the Madonna themed runway on Drag Race Season 8.

I’m not too sure about the new Amber Butchart replacement.

If you’ve ever wondered why women’s clothes don’t tend to have pockets, I think we found out this week.

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