Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 9: The Ankylosaur That Was Promised
There’s a thin line between Dilophosaurus and Shocked Mime when playing Charades.
Quite a few dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this episode.
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Bake Off: The Professionals, Series 5, Episode 8: Georgia O’Keeffe’s Helter Skelter
Ah yes, the classic stance of the Bake Off Host Watching Contestants Work With Ice Cream – a triumph of form and function.
Welcome to a glorified episode of “Is It Cake?”.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, The Final: Seasick Walnut Whip
You know what they say, “A watched oven never heats up.”
Welcome to the final we’ve got fun AND SO MUCH ITALIAN STRESS.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Patisserie Week: Adopted Plum Children
The Union Jack bunting somehow makes this scene even more murdery.
It’s Patisserie Week in the tent which can only mean one thing: many, many distressing textures.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Free-From Week: Der Offizielle Eisdielen-Inspektor
HE DID THE THING.
It’s Free-from week so really it only makes sense that the judging was free of logic.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Caramel Week: A Flock of Baguettes
The Jurgenator has entered Sleep Mode.
This week we see the return of Caramel Week – a theme last seen on the inaugural Channel 4 series of Bake Off and there’s a bit of a reason it was banished for several years considering The Stroopwafel Incident of Yore.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Pastry Week: Bacon-eating Cat Burglar
In order to save himself from elimination George uses an ingenious disguise to cloaks himself as Prue Leith.
It’s pastry week where obviously we have to ignore the years of general advice being “just buy the ready made stuff, Jus-Rol has perfected the artform.”
Read MoreBake Off 2021, German Week: Sophie Ellis-Bextor Realness
It’s no Statue of Liberty but I guess it’ll do.
Welcome to German Week where we do not have fun and games. But there’s a lot of biscuits, yeast and questionably problematic accent work going on. Clearly nobody learned anything from Japanese Week.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Dessert Week: Catherine of Aragon From Next Door
Personally I’m only ever happy if Chigs is happy.
Dessert Week is upon us so expect some setting nightmares and would you care for more sin with your cake, dear Adam?
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Bread Week: Tentacles Were Rationed
The bloodshot eyes of Freya’s marzipan-filled starfish will haunt my dreams forever.
It’s Bread Week which does unfortunately mean Paul Hollywood is more insufferable than ever – how dare the bread be bready?
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