Bake Off 2025, Bread Week: Whimsiless Deadzone

It might be better if she used the proving drawer and not her mouth.

I’ve been a spiralling circle all week.

We are under no circumstances calling it a Paul Handy.

This recap sank last week, so I rebuilt it anew out of gingerbread.

I don’t think anything sums up this episode of Bake Off better than that.

I too feel like a slightly too warm cake barely clinging to life.

Radical deployment of a Clickbait Face Thumbnail!

I pronounce is “Recaap”.

Trouble in paradise.

There was a brief second where I almost published this as Camel Week.

Man makes plans and God laughs.

This recap is Pepperami flavoured.

How do you do, fellow bakers?

Jeff is my favourite cryptid.

This recap is for Pato the Duck supremacy.

Welcome to the Bake Off Hall of Fame, little guy.

Like Avril Lavigne in 2002, I have to ask: why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

Teamwork makes the nightmare slightly less real.

Welcome to Perfectly Normal (Floating) Island!

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