Bake Off 2022, THE FINAL: Edvard Monkey
Welcome to the Bake Off Hall of Fame, little guy.
Like Avril Lavigne in 2002, I have to ask: why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?
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Bake Off 2022, Custard Week: The Leaning Tower of Gouda
Teamwork makes the nightmare slightly less real.
Welcome to Perfectly Normal (Floating) Island!
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The first contender for the Christmas No. 1 has emerged.
Wanna see 8 people turning making pizzas into a Herculean feat? It could only be Bread Week.
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Bake Off 2022, Cake Week: Kenneth Grahame Elder Gods
Bake Off 2021, The Final: Seasick Walnut Whip
You know what they say, “A watched oven never heats up.”
Welcome to the final we’ve got fun AND SO MUCH ITALIAN STRESS.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Patisserie Week: Adopted Plum Children
The Union Jack bunting somehow makes this scene even more murdery.
It’s Patisserie Week in the tent which can only mean one thing: many, many distressing textures.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Free-From Week: Der Offizielle Eisdielen-Inspektor
HE DID THE THING.
It’s Free-from week so really it only makes sense that the judging was free of logic.
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Pastry Week: Bacon-eating Cat Burglar
In order to save himself from elimination George uses an ingenious disguise to cloaks himself as Prue Leith.
It’s pastry week where obviously we have to ignore the years of general advice being “just buy the ready made stuff, Jus-Rol has perfected the artform.”
Read MoreBake Off 2021, Dessert Week: Catherine of Aragon From Next Door
Personally I’m only ever happy if Chigs is happy.
Dessert Week is upon us so expect some setting nightmares and would you care for more sin with your cake, dear Adam?
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