Bake Off 2026, Audience Choice Week: Go… Falcons?

Smile, you’re on camera!

Does anyone still wear a hat-shaped cake?

I think you’re neat.

How many lives does a toucan have?

Me when every pop song in the 2010s had a terrible rap feature halfway through.

If Danni has a million fans, I am one of them. If Danni has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Danni, then I am against the world.

I just think they’re neat.

Content Warning for Celebrity Traitors spoilers.

It’s like Iain never left the tent.

This recap is made out of 12kgs of chocolate.

She’s armed and dangerous.

This is a freestanding recap.

He’s definitely doing ok guys.

All hail Tiny Sieve.

If you loiter for too long they have to start paying council tax.

Is a normal pie too much to as ask for?

TobyBot-3000 learns emotions can be… bad?

Down with Handshake Capitalism!

One frame to sum up the technical.

If you need me, I’ll be behind the bike shed.

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Bake Off 2026, Audience Choice Week: Go… Falcons?

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