Bake Off 2021, The Final: Seasick Walnut Whip

You know what they say, “A watched oven never heats up.”
Welcome to the final we’ve got fun AND SO MUCH ITALIAN STRESS.
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You know what they say, “A watched oven never heats up.”
Welcome to the final we’ve got fun AND SO MUCH ITALIAN STRESS.
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It’s Patisserie Week in the tent which can only mean one thing: many, many distressing textures.
Read MoreHE DID THE THING.
It’s Free-from week so really it only makes sense that the judging was free of logic.
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It’s pastry week where obviously we have to ignore the years of general advice being “just buy the ready made stuff, Jus-Rol has perfected the artform.”
Read MorePersonally I’m only ever happy if Chigs is happy.
Dessert Week is upon us so expect some setting nightmares and would you care for more sin with your cake, dear Adam?
Read MoreHe’s here to make truffles and suck blood. And he’s all done making truffles.
If you’re after a chocolate showpiece that has a miscellaneous piece of gubbins gently rotating on a pedestal just to the left of it, but not quite part of it, well I’ve got some options for you!
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It’s as dramatic a finale as we’ve ever had – there’s leaks, spills, a little swearing and small moments of triumph. And that’s just Laura’s journey.
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The semi-finals had all the drama you could hope for: Scalpels! Heatwaves! Passion fruit! And an erect horn!
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It’s Dessert Week – a fixture that I have been sceptical of ever since that time they tried to convince us that making a trifle was baking and this week did nothing to dissuade me of my anti-jelly prejudices. What part of BAKE OFF does jelly not understand?
Read MoreIt’s hard to implement Jo Frost’s Naughty Step technique in a tent.
It’s 80s week – a celebration of the decade that gave us The Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Mommie Dearest, Margaret f’king Thatcher, the satanic panic and of course Casablanca: The TV Series.
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