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Beaded curtains always seem like a good idea up until the moment you have to dash out of the room at speed.
Drag Queens are like buses, you wait for one of them to fall on the runway and then they all come at once and none of them are the one you wanted.
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This is only the 5th weirdest court case we’ve watched play out this month.
A preemptive apology for the CATS (2019) references, I’m still working through the trauma.
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Me being an absolute menace in any and every PE class going.
At last, a Drag Race Ball Challenge that doesn’t involve a minimum of 36 looks!
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The Creation of Adam (Michelangelo, c. 1512)
This week on The Drag Queen Make a Wish Foundation, Jinkx Monsoon gets to demolish Snatch Game.
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I too was a big fan of the Big Brother UK logo in 2007.
We finally got our All Winners season, and there’s no eliminations so it’s free rein baby!
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Everyone else going buckwild for Marina’s lipsync and Juriji just taking a pretend phone call? I love her so much.
A perfect Pre-Eurovision episode!
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Me every time I manage to reference something that’s not from an episode of The Simpsons.
How dare Spain have the best Talent Show AND the best concept for a Ball challenge? It’s rude.
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God bless Diamante’s nerve to do Pandemic Skype Finale RuPaul for Snatch Game. I thought it was kind of genius.
Thankfully they didn’t make the queens do both Snatch Game and The Ball in the same episode this year, and instead game the the fun theme of looking like nightmarish human-sized dolls. And I’m very upset that nobody did Tyra Banks in Life-Size.
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Shout out to Drag Race Espana’s endlessly chaotic and entertaining roadkill runway lipsyncs.
Beware: There be Reveal Discourse in this here recap.
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Well, if that isn’t just the theme of the last three episodes.
Would anyone like some flan…? No? Can’t think why.
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