Celebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 11: Biblically Accurate Shoreditch Cardigan

Vito Coppola on MasterChef will undoubtedly be the best part of 2024.

The Strictly cast this year is weird.

Would you like some Pasta Recappolare?

This is for a very specific subset of people.

RELEASE THE OCTOPUS DISCOURSE!

Nope. I am above this low hanging fruit of a joke.

The quail are spread-eagle.

and Lars is his favourite.

Today, a lesson in foods rhyming with “Jake”.

Paint me like one of your French MasterChef Quarterfinalists.

I would like to read the email exchanges between Danielle Harold and the production supervisor, please.

Me after the mildest inconvenience.

Craig Doyle is off the hook, my new completely explicable grudge is with the restaurant Spagnoletti.

And that’s a threat, Marchand.

Celebrities and Gravy continues to be the most turbulent relationship in the world.

John Torode is currently suffering from chronic Youtube Thumbnail Face.

This episode we ponder: “Is a fried twig a garnish?” (It is not)

It’s only taken 19 series for someone to actively summon the devil.

Will trade Steps songs for Paella.

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