Celebrity MasterChef 2024, Episode 7: Neckbeard Merkin

and Lars is his favourite.

Today, a lesson in foods rhyming with “Jake”.

Paint me like one of your French MasterChef Quarterfinalists.

I would like to read the email exchanges between Danielle Harold and the production supervisor, please.

Me after the mildest inconvenience.

Craig Doyle is off the hook, my new completely explicable grudge is with the restaurant Spagnoletti.

And that’s a threat, Marchand.

Celebrities and Gravy continues to be the most turbulent relationship in the world.

John Torode is currently suffering from chronic Youtube Thumbnail Face.

This episode we ponder: “Is a fried twig a garnish?” (It is not)

It’s only taken 19 series for someone to actively summon the devil.

Will trade Steps songs for Paella.

You give her 1 G&T..

Brace for puppet content.

And I took that personally.

I did not know there were so many songs with “Coco Chanel” as a lyric.

Absolutely slay power move.

You’re born naked and the rest is Legally Distinct Diva Week.

This is my Roman Empire.

G note intensifies.

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