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Not now Barbara, we’re in the midst of a pandemic.
The designers are let loose on a trio of independent shops and we have to contend with the conundrum that is “What is the journey for the dog?”. We may never know.
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Did they purposefully dress as the most fashionable couple in the Wild West?
It’s Snatch Game week which can only mean two things: abominable accents and mild disappointment!
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I have always thought Claudia Winkleman was at least 1/4 raven.
It’s the final and we can finally know who wil be taking home the prestigious trophy that is a wooden spoon within a bell jar – the perfect lockdown metaphor.
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When you’ve got a wedding at 11:00 and a line dancing hoedown at 12:00.
Do you like countryside estates? Do you like weddings? Do you like headache inducing lemurs? If so, we’ve got the perfect hour of television for you!
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Tea towels at full mast, the international signal of culinary distress.
Welcome to the semi-finals where things are getting fishy and there’s not mushroom for anyone to make even the tiniest of mistakes.
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Hello, H&M customer services, how may I help you?
I apologise that this recap is up late – I didn’t sleep a wink on Thursday night because all I could hear was that cursed “Ding Dang Dong, Sing Sang Song, Bing Bang Bong” chorus running through my head like a freight train.
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Is Ed Balls brushing his teeth in the kitchen or is his shopping list in the bathroom?
It’s the quarter finals and what better way to test the Best Home Cook hopefuls than making a cake for Mary Berry and then surprising them with a tin chickpeas?
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Don’t you hate it when you come to the office and the walls are wearing the same thing as you?
9 budding and overly enthusiastic interior designers unleashed into the offices of three unsuspecting businesses, what could possibly go wrong?
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I too would feign chronic toothache if I had to spend this much time around Ed Balls.
Welcome to an episode of Roast Dinner Discourse and 20 minutes of celebrities trying to things with bananas that you shouldn’t try at home!
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I will be recreating this cake for every single member of my family’s birthday.
They often warn you to never work with animals or children, but I think we can add goths and black icing to that list.
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