Drag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 4: And None For Victoria.
Victoria doesn’t sit with us.
Welcome to Girl Group 101 with Professor Kitty Scott Claus, you can either major in The Social Dynamics of Girls Aloud or The Philosophy of Girl Power.
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Strictly 2021 – Week 3, Results Show: Jess Glynne Seeking a Life of Piracy
Perhaps this was Cruella’s Villain Origin Story all along?
And so Movie Week must come to a close and it feels only right that on this evening we acknowledge a series of Box Office Disasters…
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – Week 3, Main Show: A Goose Asking a Question
Well, it’s one way to describe Movie Week.
It is of course the scariest time of year: Halloween Movie Week! And we’ve got body horror, glittery injury detail, CATS (2019) talk, waking nightmares and cursed kingdoms!
Strictly 2021 – Week 2, Results Show: Soho Booze Run
And every Sunday evening the Teletubbies make a blood sacrifices to their Sun Goddess to sate her unquenchable thirst.
After a chaotic, scattershot conclusion to the leader board, the First Boot of the series was always going to be a heart-breaking affair.
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – Week 2, Main Show: A Banana Flavoured Genie
She came. She danced. She redefined art.
Judging by how this episode progressed, I can only imagine we have angered some sort of ancient Eldritch being. By which I do mean that Giovanna Fletcher IS NOT PLEASED.
Read MoreDrag Race UK, Season 3, Episode 2: Bovine Clara Bow
If Blair St, Clair can have shivering as a gimmick, I’m willing to allow River Medway to point her way to the semi-finals.
Are you ready for an episode of Drag Race UK that is somehow more chaotic than anything that happened on Drag Race Holland, a series seemingly entirely designed to be as unhinged as possible? Good, strap in.
Read MoreStrictly 2021 – Week 1, Main Show: The Pansexual Pride Kiosk
BIG MOOD.
If this first week is anything to go by we’re in for one hell of a series – I just hope Vicky Gill manages to find a better ostrich feather and sequin supplier this week.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 8: Alphonso Magoo
Narrator Voice: It was not going to be great.
Well, if this episode did anything it was has put my claim to be The Cassandra of TV Cookery Competitions into disrepute as a great injustice falls – and I’m not even talking about the things they did to the eggs!
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 3: The Accidental Mangoing
There’s been a murder!
It’s our first quarter final and you’ll be glad to know that the group is as chaotic as ever.
Read MoreCelebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 2: Vague Italian Ancestry
If you’re not cooking while dressed like a Victorian dowager in mourning then are you truly cooking?
If there’s one thing we’ve all had more than enough time to do in Lockdown it’s familiarise ourselves with cheeses, so I have to say: I aced the surprise cheese quiz.
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