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I too would like some sage advice from a woman sitting in a shopping trolley, please.
I would like to congratulate everyone for making it through an entire social media themed episode without once mentioning the word “Hashtag”. It’s what we call GROWTH.
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I can almost feel this show being pushed to the 9pm slot for its second series.
If they’ve brought out the diamonds for the semi-finals, I can’t imagine what the final is going to involve. BRING ON THE HUMAN TEETH NECKLACES!
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Is it possible to buy shares in Dolli’s inner corner highlight?
Have you ever wondered what Princess Margaret would look like if you pan-fried her for 15 minutes? Well good luck, because you’re about to find out.
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The Great British Homemade Necklace Off isn’t going great.
It’s International Week which is the closest most of us have been to going abroad for over a year now. So enjoy the sunny climes of The French Navy, that sarong you wore in Majorca and Frida Kahlo’s Back Catalogue.
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Fun Fact: this is the most expensive bowl of cereal to have ever been sold.
It’s Gold Week which means Katherine Ryan gets to finally use that gold digger joke she’s been sitting on ever since she got cast as the host.
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Welcome to the first episode of Britain’s Next Top Cat Burglar.
Have you ever wondered how irrationally angered you can be by 1 singular sequin? Get ready to find out.
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Hands up if you’ve ever tasted setting powder.
I’m so glad they’ve managed to find a way to safely film Glow Up as well as putting in measures to make it that much more inclusive, which has of course angered certain branches of Mumsnet but we can only count that as a win.
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Did they have to dress the servers up as The Silence from Doctor Who?
Finals Week begins with a catering challenge and my personal favourite round of the entire series!
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Who amongst us isn’t?
It’s the last episode of Semi-final Week and with three critics to impress there’s a lot of pressure on the final 6 contestants!
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Here we see a rare photo of Gregg Wallace before the makeup team work their magic.
The second half of our semi-finalists take to the kitchen to see who deserves the privilege of annoying professional chef Ben Tish!
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