Glow Up, Series 3, Episode 8: Spirit Level Eyes

Excuse me while I write an entire cartoon series about this trio of crime solvers, The Mystery Gang wont know what hit them!

We’ve reached the final showdown where the MUAs have to try not to crack under the pressure that is Duckie Thot’s intimidating levels of beauty.

Can we just appreciate the mammoth size of these trousers?

It’s 1940s week so don’t eat too many potatoes, your mother has to use them for soap, or something.

Relatable King.

Are you ready for Movie Week that is actually just a secret revamp of 80s week? Because I sure am!

This is Sailor Jupiter now, feel old yet?

If Drag Race Down Under is committed to anything, it’s creating discourse because my God are they doing absolutely everything in their power to generate think pieces at a rate we haven’t seen since the Game of Thrones finale.

Ryley’s dedication to getting those branches to stay upright is admirable.

The fifth week of the competition and we’re taking the giant leap from ASOS to aliens – Neil Armstrong COULD NEVER.

the highlight for the rest of the series will be Rebecca’s octopus costume stealing focus at all times.

It’s Recycling Week which means every challenge this week is actually secretly the Transformation Challenge, but don’t tell anyone!

Rule One of Jewellery Club: ALWAYS LIE.

It’s final and either Dan, Hugo or Tamara will be taking home the distinctly unaesthetically pleasing All That Glitters trophy after a battle involving more pearls than Vermeer could shake his paintbrush at.

I too would like some sage advice from a woman sitting in a shopping trolley, please.

I would like to congratulate everyone for making it through an entire social media themed episode without once mentioning the word “Hashtag”. It’s what we call GROWTH.