Glow Up, Series 4, The Final: Bootleg Steve Harrington
Big fan of the reboot of The Craft.
It’s the finale and Val Garland has finally grown to resent ever praising the cheekbone prosthetic.
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Sewing Bee 2022, The Final: Sparkling Degeneracy
Debra will be charging £10 per grocery item you ask her to sign.
12 sewers. 10 weeks. 30 challenges. 8751 cups of tea.
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Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 9: Dress of Many Deli Meats
Sorry, I just needed a clickbaity looking screenshot for the title card.
This is the most kimonos a reality TV show has seen since the Madonna themed runway on Drag Race Season 8.
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 6: Mr. Thumb-stopper
I always wondered what happened to the MUAs once they were eliminated.
It’s a Social Media Is Bad, Actually heavy episode which does mean that we are forced to confront the fact we do in fact live in a society.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 8: The Fanciest Frilled-neck Lizard
I’m not too sure about the new Amber Butchart replacement.
If you’ve ever wondered why women’s clothes don’t tend to have pockets, I think we found out this week.
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 4, Episode 5: Chekhov’s Inner Ears
Me every week hoping that Nancé can have a little win as a treat.
Strap in, it’s an episode where the crushing reality that you’re now older than most people who go on reality TV really begins to sink in.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2022, Episode 7: A Caramel Barrel in the Gusset
And now we know where the phrase “as flat as an ironing board” comes from.
Who wants to sign up for Esme’s Knicker Making Masterclass with me?
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Sewing Bee 2022, Episode 6: A Deflated Pantomime Horse
You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.
Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.
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