The Apprentice 2024, Week 1: Unspecified Doctoral Origins

I cannot stress how much I do not trust this man.

I’m the Pingu of business.

And that’s just Keith.

Anything can be a farm animal if you try hard enough.

Calm down Fifty Shades of Clay.

Week 3 of Rich Miller Trying To Learn how To Build a Canoe: Efforts are still proving fruitless.

All the gossip about Keith is coming out.

New Year, New Potters.

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.

Coming to the West End next Spring: Bacon Grease.

Why must Egg Yolks continue to suffer?

Me hoping every contestant will be the next Cod Cheek Omelette.

So… frozen meringue, huh?

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

The Mask (1994, Chuck Russell)

I wrote this recap in 17 minutes.

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