MasterChef 2025, Episode 11: Uncredited Gorilla Number 15

Whenever Henry’s not on screen all the other contestants should be asking “Where’s Henry?”
The salt is for decorative purposes only.
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Ah, the wishful thinking of listening to the news.
A second Big Man™ has hit the MasterChef kitchen.
Read MoreSewing Bee, Series 11, Episode 7: Cocktail of Greek Tragedy

The Museé Rodin kindly requests you do not disturb The Thinker.
This recap has women on it.
Read MoreMasterChef 2025, Episode 9: The Whale That Killed Him

She came. She served face. She left.
I’m sure this challenge seemed a lot more fun 10 months ago.
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MasterChef 2025, Episode 7: Star-crossed Pie Halves

The way they didn’t give him a second take for putting the apron on without messing it up <3
I am one of the of the 6% of Britons who have a nemesis.
Read MoreSewing Bee, Series 11, Episode 6: The Pauline Quirke Look-alike Society

I think I went to school with a girl called Ruffles Galore.
Are you ready for a thrilling game of Llama or Giraffe?
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