She’s more of a Tomato Figurehead, really.

I started reading about pet eels in Ancient Rome and suddenly it was Wednesday.

and this is why you don’t swallow chewing gum.

This recap is covered in marmite and my mother’s hair.

My gran reads these so I best not say what I was going to say.

How dangerous can one pot be, Michael?

The recap could just be this one image.

More like TERRORcotta, am I right?

Certainly not before 9pm!

Would you consider donating to my Donkey Sanctuary That’s Definitely Not A Money Laundering Scheme?

So, how’s 2026 treating you?

How’s your Javan head?

10/10 herpetologists would not recommend.

The puzzle jug really fell out of favour after we invented the straw, huh?

Every year since 2019.

How do you think my None Pizza, Left Beef bookend would’ve gone down?

I will protect Whitney and his facial expressions at all costs.