Strictly 2023, Blackpool Week: High Speed Medium-sized Horse

Hold tight spidermonkey.

Missing: One 10 Paddle. Pale, medium build – last seen about a year ago.

I had nowhere else I could use this screenshot.

Ynav eht nioj.

The buttons have been banished and nature is healing.

This recap has been cryogenically frozen.

Catch of the day!

This is Recapography.

For a good time call…

This recap is still looking for its tooth.

The projectile hat can also be a shield.

This recap is meditating.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap is having a very bad birthday.

This is exactly how I write these recaps.

This recap is wearing lederhosen.

“MAKE YOUR OWN DINOSAUR-SHAPED SANDWICHES!”
“I CAN’T, I’M 20!”

Promise me you’ll read this recap as though Lauren is shouting it at you during a haphazardly executed Foxtrot.

The new series of Our Flag Meets Death has gone in a very different direction.

Anchors aweigh!

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