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Well, it’s one way to describe Movie Week.
It is of course the scariest time of year: Halloween Movie Week! And we’ve got body horror, glittery injury detail, CATS (2019) talk, waking nightmares and cursed kingdoms!
And every Sunday evening the Teletubbies make a blood sacrifices to their Sun Goddess to sate her unquenchable thirst.
After a chaotic, scattershot conclusion to the leader board, the First Boot of the series was always going to be a heart-breaking affair.
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She came. She danced. She redefined art.
Judging by how this episode progressed, I can only imagine we have angered some sort of ancient Eldritch being. By which I do mean that Giovanna Fletcher IS NOT PLEASED.
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BIG MOOD.
If this first week is anything to go by we’re in for one hell of a series – I just hope Vicky Gill manages to find a better ostrich feather and sequin supplier this week.
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TessBot, available for all your babysitting needs!
Get your sparkliest frocks or your glitziest shirts because it’s back and it’s as slightly bloated as ever! It’s a beautiful thing, truly.
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