MasterChef: The Professionals 2022, THE FINAL: Lapwing Mess

They paid good money for that overly large table in lockdown, they’re not about to get rid of it now!

I’m here to absolve your pineapple sins.

Wow, tough crowd.

Sadly, we’ll never find out what Han and Chewie had for breakfast.

Intense Embarrassing Parents Energy.

Stuffing a carrot is the first sign of madness.

I hope everyone gets 5 sessions of complementary therapy after the show.

The future is crab.

I shall never know peace until I have the answer.

Content Warning: Clingfilm.

Nobody looks more upset than Gregg Wallace hearing that a dessert might not be ready in time.

I wish I had a favourite Watercress Farm.

Neither Leyla nor Jimi bought Jay’s attempt to cover up his fart.

Theres has never met a single dish she wouldn’t set ablaze.

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this entire dessert disappear!

The sweet scent of garlicky sabotage!

Marcus Wareing just really wants you to know he has blue eyes.

50 Shades of Green.

This won’t hurt a bit.

Bring me the lobsters!

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