Sewing Bee, Series 10, THE FINAL: God’s First Attempt at an Aye-aye

You give her 1 G&T..

Brace for puppet content.

And I took that personally.

I did not know there were so many songs with “Coco Chanel” as a lyric.

Absolutely slay power move.

You’re born naked and the rest is Legally Distinct Diva Week.

This is my Roman Empire.

G note intensifies.

This is how I feel when the temperature gets above 20 degrees.

It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a very drunk goose.

Sadly Lauren didn’t make it to Design A Man Week.

What frays faster: Brocade, or Suzy’s grasp of reality over the course of this week?

We have to protect her at all costs.

How many men does it take to wear a handbag?

Not in West Yorkshire you aren’t.

This recap is more of a Norwegian Fjord vibe.

Shout out to the perfect cropping of Pascha’s shirt throughout this episode.

Can I borrow some of your fleece?

Glad we could settle the debate over that pluralisation. Now do Mongoose.

Grab snacks and hold on to your buttonholes, it’s a bumpy ride!

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