Category: Great British Bakeoff
Bake Off 2025, Patisserie Week: Laminated Death Threats
Bake Off 2025, Meringue Week: Le Pet d’Imrie
Bake Off 2025, Pastry Week: The Thorpe Park Mausoleum

If you loiter for too long they have to start paying council tax.
Is a normal pie too much to as ask for?
Read MoreBake Off 2025, Chocolate Week: 3001st Death of Pompeii
Bake Off 2025, Back to School Week: Inflatable Jelly Bowl-to-be
Bake Off 2025, Bread Week: Whimsiless Deadzone

It might be better if she used the proving drawer and not her mouth.
I’ve been a spiralling circle all week.
Read MoreBake Off 2025, Biscuit Week: Man’s Best Frenemy

We are under no circumstances calling it a Paul Handy.
This recap sank last week, so I rebuilt it anew out of gingerbread.
Read MoreBake Off 2025, Cake Week: Plasmatic Concept of an Eel

I don’t think anything sums up this episode of Bake Off better than that.
I too feel like a slightly too warm cake barely clinging to life.
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