Celebrity MasterChef 2022, Episode 9: Chekhov’s Peanut Butter

And here we see Lesley Joseph being questioned about her crimes against tarts.

How many times can Chekhov ruin one man’s day?

I certainly didn’t have “Acapella Mariachi Band” on my MasterChef Bingo Card.

Welcome to a full fat recap of Celebrity Masterchef.

Screaming, crying, throwing up.

Have you ever wondered how many times 1 man can invite an avocado to the wrong party?

Well there’s a horrible mental image.

Content Warning: Deconstructed Lasagnes.

Paint me like one of your bald men watching pies.

In this episode we’re testing skills and Freddy Forster’s patience!

He’s a choirmaster, twisted choirmaster.

Welcome to Celebrity MasterChef’s Heat 2: Chris Eubank Boogaloo!

If you pull a silly face I might pause the episode and then you’ll be stuck like that.

It’s the first quarterfinal and Danny Jones is playing by MasterChef: The Professionals’s portioning rules.

Ah yes, the face of meringue regret.

Tonight the role of Danny Jones shall be played by a hive of bees in a skin suit.

Nothing has changed since her turn on Strictly 11 years ago then.

Welcome to Faye Winter’s Spicy Nightmare!

Truly, Kadeena won the moment she donned that navy blue lipstick.

After 6 weeks and many, many culinary highlights and… lowlights… we find out who our Celebrity MasterChef 2021 Champion will be.

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