Celebrity MasterChef 2021, Episode 16: Molten Greige

Peter Andre has a name!

It’s finals week and before we whittle down the numbers further they have to tackle pies and are forcibly made to make desserts!

Well, The MasterChef Creche Chamber is certainly working out well.

Semi-final Week comes to a close and it is a great sadness that we’ll never know what Bez would have served a trio of renowned restaurant critics.

Apologies to Megan McKenna, I didn’t have a use for this screenshot so, cover image it is!

We Call this episode The HELP! We’re Kind Of Running Out Of Covid Safe Possibilities Episode. Also, remember parties?

And thus The Su Pollard MasterChef Experience was perfectly captured in a single screenshot.

I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2021 someone got eliminated from MasterChef over a sandwich. Although, it was a broccoli sandwich.

And in that moment Lisa Faulkner’s entire life flashed before her eyes.

It’ the last of our quarterfinals and so we find out who joins the likes of Su Pollard, Bez, Melanie Sykes, Megan McKenna, Joe Swash and Dion Dublin – it’s a truly chaotic bunch.

Well, that’s certainly one way of getting through this episode.

Well, we could only hold off The Nice Man Curse off so long.

A yes, that all too familiar embarrassment and shame when you make eye contact with someone whole holding a single courgette in the supermarket.

It’s the last batch of new celebrities and apparently we’re moving on from destroying seafood to making sure bread atones for its sins.

Narrator Voice: It was not going to be great.

Well, if this episode did anything it was has put my claim to be The Cassandra of TV Cookery Competitions into disrepute as a great injustice falls – and I’m not even talking about the things they did to the eggs!