Your Premium Reality TV Recapping Nightmare
If you pull a silly face I might pause the episode and then you’ll be stuck like that.
It’s the first quarterfinal and Danny Jones is playing by MasterChef: The Professionals’s portioning rules.
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Ah yes, the face of meringue regret.
Tonight the role of Danny Jones shall be played by a hive of bees in a skin suit.
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Nothing has changed since her turn on Strictly 11 years ago then.
Welcome to Faye Winter’s Spicy Nightmare!
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Truly, Kadeena won the moment she donned that navy blue lipstick.
After 6 weeks and many, many culinary highlights and… lowlights… we find out who our Celebrity MasterChef 2021 Champion will be.
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Even though I did the full recaps, I still can’t help but be a sucker for tradition and do a full run down of the worst dishes seen on this series of Celebrity MasterChef from mere disasters of presentation to truly abominable flavour combinations.
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This is now a Head Chef Nick fan blog.
It’s Finale Eve and we just have to make it through one last Professional Chef PR Stunt and some near miss poultry disasters before we can find out who the contenders for Celebrity MasterChef Champion 2021 ARE!
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Peter Andre has a name!
It’s finals week and before we whittle down the numbers further they have to tackle pies and are forcibly made to make desserts!
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Well, The MasterChef Creche Chamber is certainly working out well.
Semi-final Week comes to a close and it is a great sadness that we’ll never know what Bez would have served a trio of renowned restaurant critics.
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Apologies to Megan McKenna, I didn’t have a use for this screenshot so, cover image it is!
We Call this episode The HELP! We’re Kind Of Running Out Of Covid Safe Possibilities Episode. Also, remember parties?
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And thus The Su Pollard MasterChef Experience was perfectly captured in a single screenshot.
I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2021 someone got eliminated from MasterChef over a sandwich. Although, it was a broccoli sandwich.
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