MasterChef: The Professionals 2023, Episodes 7 & 8: Newfangled Millennial Bisque

She can see time.

How many awful things could possibly happen to one crab?

Catch of the day!

This is Recapography.

It’s only about a fistful of butter, but sure.

Now with 100% less exploding blenders!

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This recap is still looking for its tooth.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap was made on the Japanese mandolin.

The projectile hat can also be a shield.

This recap is meditating.

Images that precede unfortunate events.

This recap is having a very bad birthday.

She may have become too powerful.

This Barbie is a Recap.

This is exactly how I write these recaps.

This recap is wearing lederhosen.

“MAKE YOUR OWN DINOSAUR-SHAPED SANDWICHES!”
“I CAN’T, I’M 20!”

Promise me you’ll read this recap as though Lauren is shouting it at you during a haphazardly executed Foxtrot.

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