Tag: TV Review
Bake Off 2025, Back to School Week: Inflatable Jelly Bowl-to-be
Bake Off 2025, Bread Week: Whimsiless Deadzone

It might be better if she used the proving drawer and not her mouth.
I’ve been a spiralling circle all week.
Read MoreMasterChef 2025, Episode 21: Sack of Ambiguous Pig Organs
MasterChef 2025, Episode 20: Polyatomic Umamiate

80% of this episode is everyone using someone else as a human shield.
Help, I’ve been left unsupervised in the blast chiller.
Read MoreMasterChef 2025, Episode 19: Why Is There A Doughnut?
Bake Off 2025, Biscuit Week: Man’s Best Frenemy

We are under no circumstances calling it a Paul Handy.
This recap sank last week, so I rebuilt it anew out of gingerbread.
Read MoreSewing Bee 2025, THE FINAL: You’re Just Layering Buttholes
MasterChef 2025, Episode 18: Sisterhood of the Travelling Chicken Carcass

I apologise now for how much of this recap is dedicated to that one chicken.
I hope you’re also wearing your pyjamas.
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