MasterChef 2025, Episode 17: The Desmond to My Daniel Faraday

Me watching all my favourites getting knocked out.

This recap smells of Italy.

Sir. This is a Wendy’s.

I made this recap from scratch.

We’re reclaiming “Bosh”.

Did you self-draft this villain edit?

I for one fully support Leyla Kazim’s ascent to YA Novel villainhood.

A new supreme rises.

This recap is Italian.

I don’t think anything sums up this episode of Bake Off better than that.

I too feel like a slightly too warm cake barely clinging to life.

He’s my favourite bassoon playing octopus.

What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your Chicken Freakshake?

Me going through Gender Stuff™ in 2012.

Tell me at which point my film degree becomes annoying.

Well. It’s over.

GABI SMASH!

Whenever Henry’s not on screen all the other contestants should be asking “Where’s Henry?”

The salt is for decorative purposes only.

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