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Pottery Throwdown 2023, The Final: Your New Glittery Son

That awkward moment when you make direct eye contact with someone in the supermarket while you’re holding a loose courgette.

It’s Tulip Mania all over again!

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 9: A One Woman Rube Goldberg Machine

I just needed a slightly clickbait-y title image.

Long live the Tile King.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 8: The Anti-Matisse

This is my Multiverse of Madness.

I’m a little coffee pot and ce n’est pas mon bec.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 7: High Quality Penguin Feet Pics

So that’s what they do with the eliminated potters.

We Need To Talk About Kevin.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 6: Himalayan Wildlife Analogy

Is it a plane? Is it three perfectly painted seagulls?

Welcome to another episode of Potters vs Stairs.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 5: Larval Nosferatu

I have a name.

I’m losing to a bird!

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 4: Wrist Action Sensei

May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.

Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 3: Angular Booby Bones

Welcome to another episode of Breaking Derek.

The bird is indeed the word.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 2: Nature’s Pregnancy Test

The reviews are in!

RELEASE THE BEES! Oh.

Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 1: Potentially Divorced Mammoths

It’s as good as any way to celebrate the show’s return.

It. Was. A. LIGHTHOUSE.