Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 4: Wrist Action Sensei
May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.
Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 3: Angular Booby Bones
Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 2: Nature’s Pregnancy Test
Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 1: Potentially Divorced Mammoths
Pottery Throwdown 2022, The Final: Poddington Pea Death Mask
If you stare for too long into the abyss, the abyss quacks back.
It’s the finale! And once again we’re doing Garden Week, this time with 100% less gnomes, it was the only way to get Cellan to come back to Gladstone.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 9: The Mr. Pinchy Spectrum
The first rule of Urinal Club is that we don’t talk about Urinal Club.
It’s the semi-final which of course means it’s Bathroom Week and as we work our way through every bathroom fixture you can imagine, they draw ever closer to sending someone insane by making them make a clawfoot tub in only 7 hours.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 8: A Slightly Concerned Spider
Find someone that looks at you the way Keith Brymer Jones looks at a 10 second candlestick.
Welcome to The Great Pottery Throwdown’s Emotional Destruction Week, where not only Keith does the crying for once.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 7: Aesop Could Never
You will be hearing from the Springwatch lawyers.
No labradors were harmed in the writing of this recap.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 6: Avocado Seraph
For one brief moment, I did think they were going to whip off that hessian cloth and reveal Siobhan McSweeney.
It’s 60s week, so think The Beatles, Thunderbirds and Disturbing Jelly Salads.
Read MorePottery Throwdown 2022, Episode 5: The Epicurus of Gnomes
Love Productions, you can have Britain’s Next Top Mud Wrestler for free.
If you thought Garden Week was going to be a fun and sedate time, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Strap in, there’s Gnomish Discourse to be had.
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