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Some people say that if you hold a raccoon filled water feature to your ears you can hear the streets of New York.
This week the potters will be tackling the animal kingdom with animal inspired water features and later being more aghast at strawberry planters than you thought anyone ever could be.
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When does The Great British Stick and Poke Off start?
Hello and welcome to me trying to provide a humorous recap of one hell of a downer of an episode and I’m only partially talking about Jodie having to make an item of poultry imprisonment.
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I need to know how many times someone banged their head on this perilous staircase.
This week had everything: Brawls! Exploding Dolly Parton! Ed Sheeran Discourse and a Wobbly Ozzy!
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Rich and Siobhan went halves on a suit set, next week he gets to wear the trousers and she’ll have a spin in the jacket.
This episode has everything, pottery deaths, veiled threats of violence, a 100% increase in Rose content and FIRE, SWEET FIRE.
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At this stage Alon is just a permanent case of *fingers crossed*
Week 3 and this time they’re getting fruity and a little bit handsy! It really is a miracle that any of this aired before 9pm.
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It was a ‘Say Something Hat’ Day in the Atlantic Ocean.
Week two and we’ve taken our hands off the wheel and are veering into hand building miniature buildings that would still fetch a £1600 rental fee in London!
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Have we interrupted something?
It’s back! the purest show on television with more jeopardy than Bake Off in a heatwave and not a malicious bone in its body! It’s just nice people making nice things in a nice workshop. 2021 might not be so bad?
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