Pottery Throwdown 2023, Episode 4: Wrist Action Sensei

May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.
Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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May the Hat Gods be ever in your favour.
Derek is the main character this year and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Read MoreIf you stare for too long into the abyss, the abyss quacks back.
It’s the finale! And once again we’re doing Garden Week, this time with 100% less gnomes, it was the only way to get Cellan to come back to Gladstone.
Read MoreThe first rule of Urinal Club is that we don’t talk about Urinal Club.
It’s the semi-final which of course means it’s Bathroom Week and as we work our way through every bathroom fixture you can imagine, they draw ever closer to sending someone insane by making them make a clawfoot tub in only 7 hours.
Read MoreFind someone that looks at you the way Keith Brymer Jones looks at a 10 second candlestick.
Welcome to The Great Pottery Throwdown’s Emotional Destruction Week, where not only Keith does the crying for once.
Read MoreYou will be hearing from the Springwatch lawyers.
No labradors were harmed in the writing of this recap.
Read MoreFor one brief moment, I did think they were going to whip off that hessian cloth and reveal Siobhan McSweeney.
It’s 60s week, so think The Beatles, Thunderbirds and Disturbing Jelly Salads.
Read MoreLove Productions, you can have Britain’s Next Top Mud Wrestler for free.
If you thought Garden Week was going to be a fun and sedate time, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Strap in, there’s Gnomish Discourse to be had.
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