I cannot stress how much I do not trust this man.

I’m the Pingu of business.

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Black Swan (2010, Darren Aronofsky)

That’s Miss Reviews, to you.

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Welcome to Netflix’s gritty reboot of Flubber.

Please don’t touch anything, it might stain.

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I’m at this gig right now alone and everyone has wanted a photo with me but no one has asked how my day was, so I’m just sitting here in vip all alone, feeling alone. this industry really is a lonely one huh.

How much could one burger cost? £35?

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A cruel and unusual punishment.

This recap is a prototype.

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Oh, she’s about to pull a Claude.

You may have one glass of water while you read this recap.

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I love randomised Sims.

I hope you know what an onomatopoeia is.

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What happens in Brighton, stays in Brighton.

Welcome to the stage, Miss Sahara Desert Rose!

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Welcome to the end times, we have no fun and no games.

Who needs hands when you’ve got friends like these?

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