This is very me coded.

Sleeves, what are they good for?

Debra will be charging £10 per grocery item you ask her to sign.

12 sewers. 10 weeks. 30 challenges. 8751 cups of tea.

Sorry, I just needed a clickbaity looking screenshot for the title card.

This is the most kimonos a reality TV show has seen since the Madonna themed runway on Drag Race Season 8.

I’m not too sure about the new Amber Butchart replacement.

If you’ve ever wondered why women’s clothes don’t tend to have pockets, I think we found out this week.

And now we know where the phrase “as flat as an ironing board” comes from.

Who wants to sign up for Esme’s Knicker Making Masterclass with me?

You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.

Sewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!

It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.

Layering, it’s very in right now!

I’m not sure we can call it Summer Week if the presenter hasn’t had to do something awful with a Mr. Whippy.

I see Brogan and I have the same approach to PE.

If anything this episode proved that, much like puff pastry, it is a waste of your time and energy to make your own shoes.