Sewing Bee 2023, Episode 2: Anti-Crocodile Dundee Agenda

The Magic School Bus’s trip to a cloning facility ran into some issues for Ms. Frizzle.
Where did I put that D-ring?
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The Magic School Bus’s trip to a cloning facility ran into some issues for Ms. Frizzle.
Where did I put that D-ring?
Read MoreDebra will be charging £10 per grocery item you ask her to sign.
12 sewers. 10 weeks. 30 challenges. 8751 cups of tea.
Read MoreSorry, I just needed a clickbaity looking screenshot for the title card.
This is the most kimonos a reality TV show has seen since the Madonna themed runway on Drag Race Season 8.
Read MoreI’m not too sure about the new Amber Butchart replacement.
If you’ve ever wondered why women’s clothes don’t tend to have pockets, I think we found out this week.
Read MoreAnd now we know where the phrase “as flat as an ironing board” comes from.
Who wants to sign up for Esme’s Knicker Making Masterclass with me?
Read MoreYou either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.
Sadly it didn’t turn out that Music Week would involve turning a tuba into a piece of women’s formal wear.
Read MoreSewing Bee, now with added Omega 3!
It’s Children’s Week and the grand tradition of unhinged fancy dress continues – may it’s torch burn ever bright.
Read MoreLayering, it’s very in right now!
I’m not sure we can call it Summer Week if the presenter hasn’t had to do something awful with a Mr. Whippy.
Read MoreI see Brogan and I have the same approach to PE.
If anything this episode proved that, much like puff pastry, it is a waste of your time and energy to make your own shoes.
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